The inside of the insert has this text:
This compact disc, compiled to exploit those of you gullible enough to own the bastardly first-generation digital home music system, contains all-analog masters. Compact discs are quite durable, this being their only real advantage over real music media, you should take every opportunity to scratch them, fingerprint them and eat egg and bacon sandwiches off them. Don't worry about their longevity, as Philips will pronounce them obsolete when the next phase of the market-squeezing technology bonanza begins.
The CD face reads:
When, in five years, this remarkable achievement in the advancement of fidelity is obsolete and unplayable on any 'modern' equipment, remember: in 1971, the 8-track tape was the state of the art.
1 Jordan Minnesota
2 Passing Completion
3 Big Money
4 Kerosene
5 Bad Holes
6 Fists Of Love
7 Stinking Drunk
8 Bazooka Joe
9 Cables
10 Heartbeat
11 Things To Do Today
12 I Can't Believe
13 My Disco
14 Grinder
15 Ready Men
16 Peter King Of The Detectives
